🏴‍☠️ IC contact; Duplicity

[calicoat]

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⟬ FROM: ⟭ 𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝙲𝙸𝚃𝚈 ⟬ SUBJECT: ⟭ ❤️‍🔥🧊💦

[nightslut]

𝙷𝙴𝙻𝙻𝙾, 𝙹𝙰𝙲𝙺 𝚁𝙰𝙲𝙺𝙷𝙰𝙼!

MEET LASZLO CRAVENSWORTH. YOU TWO SHOULD TALK ABOUT:

» 𝙿𝙰𝚁𝚃𝙽𝙴𝚁 𝚂𝚆𝙰𝙿𝙿𝙸𝙽𝙶 👯‍♀️💘👯‍♂️

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THANK YOU! HAVE A QUOTA-FULFILLING DAY. 🌤

(  THIS HAS BEEN A LIES AUTOMATED MESSAGE SENT FROM LIER INTERCONNECTION RESOURCE SERVICES. )

[calicoat]

Hello, Mr. Cravenworth.

I'm afraid I can make you no promises without consulting Anne, and your woman will have to promise not to bite mine before I can even think about it.

[nightslut]

And hello to you, Mr. Rackham.

Do ask your lovely Anne to at least consider it. I can promise you both that my Nadja is an experience quite unlike any other.

[calicoat]

Is she? We've shared a bed with the best whore in the Bahamas, the bar is quite high.

[nightslut]

Take your "best whore in the Bahamas," make her into a fearsome and unholy Greek maiden of darkness, with more years and experience under her belt than you could possibly begin to fathom, and you'd have my wife.

Remember that we are vampires, old boy. You don't pair up to share an eternal life with someone who's only a mediocre fuck.

[calicoat]

A fair point, my friend. Just a minute, I'll ask her.

[ Yelling "my vampire friend wants you to fuck his wife" across the room counts. ]

[nightslut]

Well don't keep us in suspense. What did she say?

[calicoat]

She accepts. But she only wants Nadja. No offense meant, my friend, she prefers a woman's touch.

[nightslut]

And how about us? I'm certainly game if you are. Unless you'd prefer just to watch.

[calicoat]

Certainly. We had fun last time, didn't we?

[nightslut]

Oh yes, I think back on that night very fondly indeed. And very, VERY often.

[calicoat]

VERY often? Then you should know to save your praise for when I get there, and you can rile me up properly.

[nightslut]

Duly noted. I'm a man who rather appreciates a good stroking myself, you know. Ego or cock, though preferably both.

[calicoat]

[ If Jack were one of the modern 20-somethings shitting up the network all the time, there'd be laughing emojis. He isn't, so there's not, but there could be!! ]

That, quite luckily, we have in common. I knew I liked you.

We're looking forward to it.