🏴‍☠️ IC contact; Duplicity

[calicoat]

INBOX text / audio / video / action "Captain Jack Rackham. Leave a message, or speak to me face to face like an adult." code credit

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[nightslut]

Take your "best whore in the Bahamas," make her into a fearsome and unholy Greek maiden of darkness, with more years and experience under her belt than you could possibly begin to fathom, and you'd have my wife.

Remember that we are vampires, old boy. You don't pair up to share an eternal life with someone who's only a mediocre fuck.

[calicoat]

A fair point, my friend. Just a minute, I'll ask her.

[ Yelling "my vampire friend wants you to fuck his wife" across the room counts. ]

[nightslut]

Well don't keep us in suspense. What did she say?

[calicoat]

She accepts. But she only wants Nadja. No offense meant, my friend, she prefers a woman's touch.

[nightslut]

And how about us? I'm certainly game if you are. Unless you'd prefer just to watch.

[calicoat]

Certainly. We had fun last time, didn't we?

[nightslut]

Oh yes, I think back on that night very fondly indeed. And very, VERY often.

[calicoat]

VERY often? Then you should know to save your praise for when I get there, and you can rile me up properly.

[nightslut]

Duly noted. I'm a man who rather appreciates a good stroking myself, you know. Ego or cock, though preferably both.

[calicoat]

[ If Jack were one of the modern 20-somethings shitting up the network all the time, there'd be laughing emojis. He isn't, so there's not, but there could be!! ]

That, quite luckily, we have in common. I knew I liked you.

We're looking forward to it.