🏴‍☠️ IC contact; Duplicity

[calicoat]

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un: dgfkjegrw

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jesus are you reading this shit

[ She means this. ]

[calicoat]

they sure are taking it as dramatically as possible. Christ.

It goes without saying that this won't separate us.

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i know

all i wanted was to know if anyone had any ideas

didn't want a fucking inspirational poem

[calicoat]

I'm more shocked that you're soliciting advise on the network than I am at people jumping to conclusions.

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yeah

me too

i just thought someone might know if there was a way to catch you up properly

[calicoat]

What, force me into the same coma? I don't want to watch you possibly die.

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but what if it happens to you anyway

[calicoat]

If it happens, it happens. Doesn't seem like we've got much choice in it. But I won't be inviting anyone here to have a poke around inside my head.

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i know jack

i just hate this shit

i hate knowing there's shit i've experienced that you haven't, i fucking hate it

[calicoat]

I hate it too.

believe me, darling, I fucking hate it too.

what do you want on the pizza?

we should have gone together, or not at all. they brought us here together, so they know that much.

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beef

[calicoat]

can you chew beef yet? how about sausage?

they'll catch me up eventually. in the meantime, I trust you've told me the important bits.

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don't order pizza if you don't think i can chew it then

[calicoat]

Fine. but don't bitch if it's a hassle. what else?

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you pick

there's that blending thing in the kitchen

do you think it would blend a pizza

[calicoat]

bree will never let you back in that kitchen if you find out

[ He'll bring her a milkshake. maybe she can....dip it. ]

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bree might want to know

[calicoat]

It'll be the texture of vomit. If pizza doesn't work as is, I'll make you some porridge.

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what texture do you think porridge is if it isn't vomit Jack

[calicoat]

this is stupid

I'll be home in a few minutes.

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alright

i forgot how much everyone is wrapped up in their own shit here

[ Unrelated to that whole pizza conversation; she's back scrolling through the network, not just her own post. ]

[calicoat]

I will never understand so many grown men's desire to hold an open forum with strangers about their romance troubles. It's embarrassing to watch.

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can you imagine what it would have been like if we had something like this back home

[calicoat]

"hello, network, how can I deal with the jealousy of favorite brothel girl fucking a dozen other men?"

"wow, that's a tough one. have you tried talking about your feelings? maybe offering her more money?"

"no, I haven't. how very insightful!"

God, no. maybe it IS a blessing most of them can't read or write.

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but then they'd all just be shouting at each other with it