🏴‍☠️ IC contact; Duplicity

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bree will never let you back in that kitchen if you find out

[ He'll bring her a milkshake. maybe she can....dip it. ]

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bree might want to know

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It'll be the texture of vomit. If pizza doesn't work as is, I'll make you some porridge.

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what texture do you think porridge is if it isn't vomit Jack

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this is stupid

I'll be home in a few minutes.

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alright

i forgot how much everyone is wrapped up in their own shit here

[ Unrelated to that whole pizza conversation; she's back scrolling through the network, not just her own post. ]

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I will never understand so many grown men's desire to hold an open forum with strangers about their romance troubles. It's embarrassing to watch.

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can you imagine what it would have been like if we had something like this back home

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"hello, network, how can I deal with the jealousy of favorite brothel girl fucking a dozen other men?"

"wow, that's a tough one. have you tried talking about your feelings? maybe offering her more money?"

"no, I haven't. how very insightful!"

God, no. maybe it IS a blessing most of them can't read or write.

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but then they'd all just be shouting at each other with it

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at least then I don't have to fucking read it.

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we could talk if we weren't together though

if we had these things

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Maybe we ought to keep that a secret for ourselves. Give us an edge.

Or figure out how they work, go back, and reinvent them. Get rich.

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i like having you in my pocket

forgot about it while i was gone but i would've missed it if i'd known

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me too. when you bother to bring it with you, that is

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i've been trying

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You were getting better about it before you left.