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Are they? [ Eyebrows shooting up playfully. ] You should be careful who you say that to. Pirates might be tempted to take you for ransom.

[ With a wink, but it doesn’t make it bad advice. He’s just got a feeling that the Balfours won’t be willing to pay up. ]

I’m adjusting about as well as can be expected, I suppose. Exploring the manor, over-indulging, arguing with idiots on the network. Haven’t been stabbed or punched in the nose yet, so I’m doing alright for myself.

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I think I have space in my schedule for a pirate kidnapping, [ Matt says, answering the wink with a quick grin before he turns his attentions to uncapping the bottle. Available evidence suggests Matt's family wouldn't pay up either, but why ruin a perfectly good kidnapped-by-pirates moment with reality?

Instead, he pulls a face of mock dismay as he lifts the bottle to his lips. ]

Glad to hear there's no stabbing epidemic going around, I guess. [ Matt holds out the scotch for Jack to take if he'd like it. ] There's apparently a whole little contingent of us here. On the one hand it's nice to have company, but on the other, shitty club.