🏴‍☠️ IC contact; Duplicity

[calicoat]

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un: sherekhan

[chuffle]

It's time to go hunting a certain french idiot.

[calicoat]

Thank God, I was starting to think you'd never ask.

He's gone and done it, then?

[chuffle]

We knew he wouldn't be able to help himself, didn't we?

Even if I couldn't smell it, I have video.

[calicoat]

You can smell it?

[ Focus, Jack. ]

Video. Little prick's not as clever as he thinks he is.

You've got a plan?

[chuffle]

One of the many benefits; I have an incredible sense of smell.

I put a camera up. He's really very stupid.

Do you think he values his face more than his cock?

[calicoat]

I assume he puts little value in his cock, as much as he likes putting it where it doesn't belong.

Face is harder to hide.

[chuffle]

Face it is.

You'll hold him? I have the perfect blade for it.

[calicoat]

Not going to bite it clean off?

[chuffle]

And risk him bleeding out, dying, and coming back perfectly healed? No. I'm slicing into his face and making sure it scars.

[calicoat]

You are so sexy

[chuffle]

That I am, darling.

[calicoat]

When do we do it?

[chuffle]

Today.

I'm in the mood to fuck someone up.

[calicoat]

Use the warehouse?

[chuffle]

Do you want to baptize your ship with a little blood?

[calicoat]

I'd rather more worthy blood than his, but it'll do. As chief financier, only fair that you do the honors, darling.